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Funny tees, hoodies & mugs for coders and finance nerds

Merch for the mildly overachieving

Liquidity — Mugs

Silicon Valley Caffeine-as-a-Service coffee mug, white with blue interior and tech-icon print, front view

Silicon Valley Mug – Caffeine-as-a-Service

Silicon Valley Mug – Caffeine-as-a-Service
$14.00
Wall Street Caffeine, Capital and Consequences coffee mug, white with black handle, front view

Wall Street Mug - Caffeine, Capital, and Consequences

Wall Street Mug - Caffeine, Capital, and Consequences
$14.00

Steez — Graphic Tees

Will Prompt for Equity funny startup founder t-shirt in light purple, front print

Will Prompt for Equity

Will Prompt for Equity
$27.00
I Survived the Vesting Cliff funny t-shirt in white, front print

Vesting Cliff Survivor Tee

Vesting Cliff Survivor Tee
$27.00
Zen Robot All Vibes No Reward Signal funny t-shirt in white, front print

Zen Robot

Zen Robot
$27.00
Too Much Unsupervised Training brain funny t-shirt in light blue, front print

Unsupervised Brain Tee

Unsupervised Brain Tee
$27.00
On the Hunt for Alpha Wanted Alpha funny t-shirt in black, front print

On the Hunt for Alpha

On the Hunt for Alpha
$27.00
Running on Coffee and Carry funny t-shirt in black, front print

Coffee & Carry

Coffee & Carry
$27.00
Missed the Boat Unicorns Yachting funny t-shirt in white, front print

Unicorns Yachting

Unicorns Yachting
$27.00
Reinforcement Learning Pretrained on Memes and Conspiracies UFO funny t-shirt in black, front print

Reinforcement Learning

Reinforcement Learning
$27.00
The Most Interesting Model Hallucinate Responsibly funny t-shirt in black, front print

The Most Interesting Model in the World Tee

The Most Interesting Model in the World Tee
$27.00
Context Crash funny programmer t-shirt in graphite with a crashed retro computer 'context window full' print, front view

Context Crash Tee

Context Crash Tee
$27.00
Farming Gains Tax Loss Harvesting funny t-shirt in light blue, front print

Farming Gains

Farming Gains
$27.00

Merch — Logo Gear

Code & Capital logo long-sleeve crewneck shirt in black, front view

Code & Cap Crew neck

Code & Cap Crew neck
$29.00
Code & Capital logo hoodie in white, folded front view

Code & Cap Hoodie

Code & Cap Hoodie
$46.00
Code & Capital logo embroidered dad hat in black, front view

Code & Cap Dad Hat

Code & Cap Dad Hat
$24.00
Code & Capital logo pocket t-shirt in white, front view

Code & Cap T Shirt

Code & Cap T Shirt
$27.00